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If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
My wife gets all the money i make. i just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in america. the rest cheat in europe.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? turn out the lights!
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Don't be silly. i'll write you twice a week.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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