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My wife gets all the money i make. i just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
-Ray Romano
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My Wife Gets All The Money I

Ray Romano
My wife gets all the money i make. i just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Okay. that was nice. clothes. you need clothes before i do something i might not regret. what was your size again, steve? (sunshine) talon. (talon) talon. size. clothes. cover him up. i’m going to go get talon clothes. keys. need keys for car. purse. money for clothes. shoes. must have shoes to shop and keep feet warm. (sunshine) what about a coat? it is wintertime. (talon) coats are good in the winter. (sunshine)
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