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List of Groucho Marx Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 319 inspiring quotes by Groucho Marx.

About Groucho Marx

  • Born: October 2, 1890
  • Died: August 19, 1977
  • Occupation: Comedian
    • I think that the peeps or peppies or pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
    Thinking Names Would Be
    Hey, when i said work fast, i didn't mean your friend, i meant the maid.
    Mean Hey Maids
    He thinks i look alike!
    Thinking Looks
    The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
    Funny Humor Loss
    That's bad luck: three on a midget. from "at the circus
    Luck Three Circus
    Don't be silly. i'll write you twice a week.
    Funny Love Silly Writing
    I know a member of one of new york's first families (first as you drive up tenth avenue)
    Funny New York Humorous
    That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
    Eight Alarms Opera
    Since my daughter is only half-jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
    Funny Daughter Humor
    And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
    Funny Witty Humorous
    I started smoking as soon as i went on the stage. i'd make cigars out of the morning world when i was a kid.
    Morning Kids Smoking
    If it gets any hotter in here i could use a big fan.
    Fans Use Hotter
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