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List of Denis Leary Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 239 inspiring quotes by Denis Leary.

About Denis Leary

  • Born: August 18, 1957
  • Occupation: Actor
    • Personally, i think jim henson said it best when he said "anybody got an aspirin? i think i've got a cold."
    Funny Humor Thinking
    You can't teach somebody how to be funny. you're either funny, or you ain't.
    Teach
    If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the mayans and just agree it`s the nhl`s fault
    Nhl World Faults
    There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. i don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is not autistic. he's just stupid. or lazy. or both.
    Mother Jobs Dad
    The best pitch i ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: i got some great blow man. i got the stuff that killed belushi.
    Funny Humor Blow
    We drink and we die and continue to drink.
    Drinking Funny Drinking Drink
    Where i grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.
    Basketball Grew Up Used
    I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!
    Meat Dams Taste
    Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
    Stupid Long Intellectual
    You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. you can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. without the actors, you have nothing.
    Writing Sound Actors
    With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head.
    Character Actors Might
    When i was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.
    Teenager Pants Punk
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