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I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!
-Denis Leary
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I Eat Meat Because Meat Tastes Like

Denis Leary
I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!
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I need to use the dam bathroom, i need to use the dam snack bar, i want a dam tee-shirt.
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