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List of Benny Hill Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 16 inspiring quotes by Benny Hill.

About Benny Hill

  • Born: January 21, 1924
  • Died: April 20, 1992
  • Occupation: Comedian
    • I thought i couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. so i gave up cigarettes. then i took her out and one day i looked at her and thought: 'oh well,' and i went back to smoking again, and that was better.
    Cigarette Smoke Smoking One Day
    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
    Funny Airplane Cutting
    I never yell, i never tell, but i'm grateful as hell.
    Sex Grateful Hell
    That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
    Sincere Insincerity Shows
    Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
    Birth Control Favour Abstinence
    Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, i could hardly breathe.
    Hot Pants Breathe
    Why would i make one woman so miserable when i can make so many women very happy?
    Miserable Very Happy One Woman
    Roses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish.
    Christmas Reality Rose
    Girls are like pianos. when they're not upright, they're grand.
    Funny Girl Hilarious
    Before i met her, i drank and swore without reason... now i have a reason.
    Drinking Reason Mets
    Do unto others, then run
    Running Sassy Comedy
    I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as i'd like to be.
    Girl Women Naked
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