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You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "call 1-800-i-really-enjoy-brand-new-carpeting." too many letters, man, must i dial them all? "hello? hold on, man, i'm only on 'enjoy.' how did you know i was calling? you're good, i can see why they hired you!"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg
You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "call 1-800-i-really-enjoy-brand-new-carpeting." too many letters, man, must i dial them all? "hello? hold on, man, i'm only on 'enjoy.' how did you know i was calling? you're good, i can see why they hired you!"
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