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The commies are the only people on earth who think star wars will work. if they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at atlantic city and let them lose all their missiles playing keno.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
The commies are the only people on earth who think star wars will work. if they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at atlantic city and let them lose all their missiles playing keno.
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