List of Joe Rogan Quotes

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Joe Rogan
Total Quotes 196
The comics i hate are thieves. nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
Hate Ideas Guy
Dick gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. it never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Hurt Hunger Strike Careers
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. it's not as open for them.
Comedy Chicks Hard
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. robin williams is a huge thief. denis leary is a huge thief. his whole stand-up career is based on bill hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.
Years Careers People
If tyson griffin was a girl, i'd say he has a badonkadonk.
Girl Mma Tyson
I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.
Laughing Want Compromise
I really never thought people would think that i was funny, i thought (my friends) thought i was funny because i was their friend, but other people would just think i was an asshole. i was at least partly right.
Thinking People My Friends
If i could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. the problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and i really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.
Thinking Crowds Clubs
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. i want people with life experience, people that understand where i'm coming from.
Kids College People
Because i have a girlfriend, i try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents vd.
Girlfriend Trying Path
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that i would somehow become a sports commentator.
Sports Imagination Commentators
I’m afraid of heights. not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. i think everyone is.
Thinking Height
  • Born: August 11, 1967
  • Occupation: Stand-up Comedian
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