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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. i was looking at 'em. cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. three thousand bucks. something like that- four thousand bucks. big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
-Norm MacDonald
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Man, Them Engagement Rings, Boy, They Cost

Norm MacDonald
Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. i was looking at 'em. cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. three thousand bucks. something like that- four thousand bucks. big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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