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Learn what not to expect. irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. irish women get crappy rings. baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. when it comes up, it's garbage. jewish, big rings. episcopalian big rings. italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.
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Learn What Not To Expect. Irish Catholic

Joan Rivers
Learn what not to expect. irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. irish women get crappy rings. baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. when it comes up, it's garbage. jewish, big rings. episcopalian big rings. italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.
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