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I'm sort of fascinated by america's fascination with rednecks, the whole duck dynasty thing. being a white guy from the south, i find it amazing that so many tv viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.
-Carl Hiaasen
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I'm Sort Of Fascinated By America's Fascination

Carl Hiaasen
I'm sort of fascinated by america's fascination with rednecks, the whole duck dynasty thing. being a white guy from the south, i find it amazing that so many tv viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.
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