I Find That A Duck's Opinion Of

Mitch Hedberg

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not i have bread. a duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. that's the biggest joke on the duck ever. if i worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, i would let him go. i'd say, "come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" when i think of a duck's friends, i think of other ducks. but he could have, say, a beaver in tow.