List of Wendy Liebman Quotes

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Wendy Liebman
Total Quotes 19
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them....well it's killing me!
Marijuana Bothering You People
I took an acting class. after the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. when i saw 'how to be a stand-up comedian,' it resonated. i realized i'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.
Teacher Class People
I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from phyllis diller to amy schumer, so when i got an e-mail asking me if i would participate in the women in comedy festival, i was thrilled.
Comedian Festivals Mail
I don't think i was funny until college. i lived with some harvard md/phd students - they were so smart, and what i contributed to the house was, i was the funny one.
Smart College Thinking
I get my sense of humor from my parents. that's why they don't have one anymore.
Parent Sense Of Humor
In addition to comedy, i'm a writer. i write checks. they're not very good.
Writing Comedy Checks
I don't like to channel surf. you guys like it, don't you. you guys like to change the channel. we like to change you.
Funny Guy Television
I think there have always been funny women, from carol burnett to joan rivers. when the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. she has to emit a confidence that she's in control.
Thinking Rivers Leader
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. my mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. and i'm like: how did my mother know that?
Mother Memorable Cat
I just got my first bikini. it's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.
Clothes Three Pieces
Is there a doctor in the house? my parents want me to marry you.
Doctors House Parent
I've been on so many blind dates, i should get a free dog.
Funny Dog Witty
  • Born: February 27, 1961
  • Occupation: Comedian
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