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Explore our hand-picked selection of 42 inspiring quotes by Warren Ellis.

About Warren Ellis

  • Born: February 16, 1968
  • Occupation: Author
    • Jim rosato was recently married, to a greek nurse. rosato was half irish and half italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.
    Italian Years Two
    Cheap! but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
    Girlfriend Your Girlfriend
    There was a time when i liked a good riot. put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. it was great, being nine years old.
    Clothes Years Jerusalem
    I admit that i have sometimes claimed to be batman in the past. but only when really, really drunk.
    Past Drunk Sometimes
    I grew up in the 80s in england: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put daleks on the streets.
    Morning Bad Ass Government
    So this zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if i ever think about god. so i tell him i killed god. i tracked god down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. so he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the official serbian church of tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." so i hit him. what would you do?
    Dog Eye Thinking
    Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
    Morning Smoking Brain
    Elijah snow: 'who have you pissed off this time, john?' john stone: 'sumatran robot death sluts -- dammit, one of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --
    Fire Snow Buttons
    Los angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
    Cities Culture Artistic
    You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
    Gun Training Criminals
    My neck and shoulders are killing me. hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.
    Writing Focus Etc
    I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.
    Years Want Lasts
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