List of Stephan Pastis Quotes

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Stephan Pastis
Total Quotes 25
My wife staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...if it weren’t for her, i’d be happy.
Weekend Wife Lasts
If a restaurant offers crayons, i always take them and color throughout the meal. it beats talking to the people i came to dinner with.
Color Talking People
Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
Crush Soul Pages
We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.
Running Needs Retiring
You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.
Writing Space Littles
Basically, i learned to read by reading 'peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
Reading Peanuts Knows
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. i'm not sure why. maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. just once, i'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'this one's a piece of crap'.
Running Real House
I don't like drawing characters facing right. if i tried to do that at a book signing, i'd have to pencil it first.
Book Character Drawing
If you're from a certain generation, you basically learn to read with 'peanuts.' it's sort of the template for the modern strip. its influence ceased to be noticed because it's in everything.
Generations Influence Peanuts
When i say 'friends,' i use that term loosely, as i don't actually have any.
Use Term
The phrase 'i just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but i can't explain why. it's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. people want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.
Dirty Expression People
A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. i hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, i dont know what they think.
Writing Thinking People
  • Born: January 16, 1968
  • Occupation: Cartoonist
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