List of Maureen Johnson Quotes

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Maureen Johnson
Total Quotes 173
Do you ever sing in the car?" "generally not. but i am driving a police car." "i think people would like a singing policeman. makes life seem more like a musical. like foot-tastic." "you can talk for a long time about nothing." "i certainly can, you charming man!
Men Thinking Feet
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...it can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on.
Kissing Forget Everything Awkward
I may have been a complete lunatic, but i was a complete lunatic with manners.
May Manners Lunatic
English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. it dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
Rain Stones Slick
Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. i think some english people think coats are for the weak.
Thinking People Coats
Sometimes people graduate but they don't leave. they hang around for years, for no reason. i would think of ghosts like that, i decided.
Thinking Years People
Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was i going to go all fetal position, or was i going to woman up? i went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. fetal position turned out to be very comfortable.
Thinking Empathy Bed
Oh, the ongoing love affair between hair and mouths. hair always goes for the mouth. the mouth opens, and hair says, "i'm going in! i'm going in!" like a manic cave diver.
Hair Ongoing Caves
This is england," he explained. "tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. the pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources.
Believe England Natural
I don't know if there is actually more rain here in england, or if it was just that the rain seemed to be so deliberately annoying. every drop hit the window with a peevish "am i bothering you? does this make you cold and wet? oh, sorry.
Sorry Rain Bothering You
Don't get stabbed. it makes everything awkward.
Awkward
I try to shake it loose-but these ideas, they cling. it's like i'm shackled to them with an iron chain. they rattle along behind me, dragging against the ground, always reminding me of their presence.
Ideas Iron Trying
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