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List of Jackie Mason Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 73 inspiring quotes by Jackie Mason.

About Jackie Mason

  • Born: June 9, 1931
  • Occupation: Comedian
    • My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
    Comedy Study Calculations
    I can't pretend that i'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.
    Art Philosophical Talking
    Even the republican party doesn't have the legs to challenge hillary clinton.
    Party Challenges Legs
    Truthfully, with the republicans, i don't see that much wrong with them.
    Republican
    I have no idea what's going to happen with america in the future.
    Ideas America Happens
    Only the republican party cares about the issues that concern me.
    Party Issues Care
    I've found that my humor goes over big in london.
    London Bigs Found
    I regularly sell out more in england than i do in america.
    America England Sells
    The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.
    Names Personality Attention
    It's not a query of staying wholesome. it's a query of discovering a illness you want.
    Want Illness Queries
    My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. what difference does it make if i'm 70 or if i'm 20? the audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.
    Differences Dinner Table Doe
    Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?
    Drug Mouths Want
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