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Why would anybody want a friend?
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

Jerry Seinfeld
Why would anybody want a friend?
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A friend is more than a therapist or confessor, even though a friend can sometimes heal us and offer us god's forgiveness. a friend is that other person with whom we can share our solitude, our silence, and our prayer. a friend is that other person with whom we can look at a tree and say, "isn't that beautiful," or sit on the beach and silently watch the sun disappear under the horizon. with a friend we don't have to say or do something special. with a friend we can be still and know that god is there with both of us.
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Reuven listen to me. the talmud says that a person should do two things for himself. one is to acquire a teacher. do you remember the other." "choose a friend," i said. "yes. you know what a friend is, reuven? a greek philosopher said that two people who are true friends are like two bodies with one soul." i nodded. "reuven, if you can, make danny saunders your friend." "i like him a lot, abba." "no. listen to me. i am not talking about only liking him. i am telling you to make him your friend and to let him make you his friend.
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If i had a friend and loved him because of the benefits which this brought me and because of getting my own way, then it would not be my friend that i loved but myself. i should love my friend on account of his own goodness and virtues and account of all that he is in himself. only if i love my friend in this way do i love him properly.
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