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When i was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. it was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. i can't lie like that anymore.
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When I Was Twenty-two It Was A

Matt Dillon
When i was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. it was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. i can't lie like that anymore.
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