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Well, the american public always wanted to vote for a guy — and bush was the perfect guy — who they'd want to have over for pot-roast. and george bush is that guy. he does that well. you'd like to have him over for pot-roast. he reminds you of yourself. okay. well, now he's been over, he's had the pot-roast. but he's getting drunk and now he's talking about stem cells and terri schiavo and gay marriage. and now he's the guest that won't leave.
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Well, The American Public Always Wanted To

Bill Maher
Well, the american public always wanted to vote for a guy — and bush was the perfect guy — who they'd want to have over for pot-roast. and george bush is that guy. he does that well. you'd like to have him over for pot-roast. he reminds you of yourself. okay. well, now he's been over, he's had the pot-roast. but he's getting drunk and now he's talking about stem cells and terri schiavo and gay marriage. and now he's the guest that won't leave.
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