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The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'i better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.
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The Paper Does Not Provide The Exact

Mary Roach
The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'i better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.
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