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The officers of the branch of the force (the obscene publications squad) have a discouraging club tie, on which a book is depicted being cut in half by a larger pair of scissors.
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The Officers Of The Branch Of The

John Mortimer
The officers of the branch of the force (the obscene publications squad) have a discouraging club tie, on which a book is depicted being cut in half by a larger pair of scissors.
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I like "rock, paper, scissors two-thirds." you know. "rock breaks scissors." "these scissors are bent. they're destroyed. i can't cut stuff. so i lose." "scissors cuts paper." "these are strips. this is not even paper. it's gonna take me forever to put this back together." "paper covers rock." "rock is fine. no structural damage to rock. rock can break through paper at any point. just say the word. paper sucks." there should be "rock, dynamite with a cutable wick, scissors."
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