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The horseman serves the horse, the neat-herd serves the neat, the merchant serves the purse, the eater serves his meat; 'tis the day of the chattel, web to weave, and corn to grind, things are in the saddle, and ride mankind.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Horseman Serves The Horse, The Neat-herd

Ralph Waldo Emerson
The horseman serves the horse, the neat-herd serves the neat, the merchant serves the purse, the eater serves his meat; 'tis the day of the chattel, web to weave, and corn to grind, things are in the saddle, and ride mankind.
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