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The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
-Gypsy Rose Lee
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The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me

Gypsy Rose Lee
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
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If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog. if a dog is fixed on a black man when that black man is doing nothing but trying to take advantage of what the government says is supposed to be his, then that black man should kill that dog or any two-legged dog who sets the dog on him.
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