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The day was warm and clear. kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. the scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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The Day Was Warm And Clear. Kids

P. J. O'Rourke
The day was warm and clear. kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. the scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.
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