Sure Am Glad I'm Not Royalty," I

Kim Harrison

Sure am glad i'm not royalty," i muttered. "i wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone i can't stand. on a regular basis. and no one else." "ow!" i exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from trent but finding them caught. then i colored, realizing what i'd said. "oh… sorry," i stammered, meaning it. "that was insensitive." trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "bump uglies?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "you are a font of gutter slang, rachel. we must do this again.