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Some of the events in the olympics don't make sense to me. i don't understand the connection to any reality... like in the winter olympics they have that biathlon that combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun. how many alpine snipers are into this? ski, shoot a gun... ski, bang, bang, bang... it's like combining swimming and strangling a guy. why don't we have that? that makes absolutely as much sense to me. just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers.
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Some Of The Events In The Olympics

Jerry Seinfeld
Some of the events in the olympics don't make sense to me. i don't understand the connection to any reality... like in the winter olympics they have that biathlon that combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun. how many alpine snipers are into this? ski, shoot a gun... ski, bang, bang, bang... it's like combining swimming and strangling a guy. why don't we have that? that makes absolutely as much sense to me. just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers.
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