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Screw reality. it don’t feed my dog. it don’t make my porsche payments. it don’t get me laid. bullshit does that…and i like it that way. (leo)
-Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Screw Reality. It Don’t Feed My Dog.

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Screw reality. it don’t feed my dog. it don’t make my porsche payments. it don’t get me laid. bullshit does that…and i like it that way. (leo)
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