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Red meat is not bad for you. now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
-Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Red Meat Is Not Bad For You.

Chi Chi Rodriguez
Red meat is not bad for you. now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
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I'm a vegetarian. you're a what? i don't eat meat. how can you not eat meat? i just don't. he says he does not eat meat. what? no meat? no meat. steak? no... chickens! no... and what about the sausage? no, no sausage, no meat! he says he does not eat any meat. not even sausage? i know! what is wrong with him? what is wrong with you? nothing, i just don't eat meat!
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"yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" good! i paid for it; i want it in my ass, okay? i want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "this guy's covered in meat! he's meat-man! he's meat-tracheotomy-man!"
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And talking about dark! you think dark is just one color, but it ain't. there're five or six kinds of black. some silky, some woolly. some just empty. some like fingers. and it don't stay still, it moves and changes from one kind of black to another. saying something is pitch black is like saying something is green. what kind of green? green like my bottles? green like a grasshopper? green like a cucumber, lettuce, or green like the sky is just before it breaks loose to storm? well, night black is the same way. may as well be a rainbow.
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