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Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. i had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. use it or lose it is my philosophy.
-Janet Evanovich
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Ranger Declined The Butterscotch Pudding, Not Wanting

Janet Evanovich
Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. i had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. use it or lose it is my philosophy.
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