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Maybe if god gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.
-Jodi Picoult
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Maybe If God Gives You A Handicap,

Jodi Picoult
Maybe if god gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.
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