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John wilkes booth and lee harvey oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate satan.
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What you and i need to do is learn to forget our differences. when we come together, we don't come together as baptists or methodists. you don't catch hell 'cause you're a baptist, and you don't catch hell 'cause you're a methodist... you don't catch hell because you're a democrat or a republican. you don't catch hell because you're a mason or an elk. and you sure don't catch hell 'cause you're an american; 'cause if you was an american, you wouldn't catch no hell. you catch hell 'cause you're a black man. you catch hell, all of us catch hell, for the same reason.
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I can make a movie about lee harvey oswald and make you feel what he feels and make you understand why he believes what he believes. that doesn't mean i think you should go out and shoot jfk.
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I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the tv generation. what do you expect? we watched lee harvey oswald get his brains blown out all over. how could we change the channel after that?
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