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It would be nice if people said, god bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
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It Would Be Nice If People Said,

Demetri Martin
It would be nice if people said, god bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
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Bless that which you want. if you see a person with a beautiful home, bless that person and bless that home. if you see a person with a beautiful car, bless that person and bless that car. if you see a person with a loving family, bless that person and bless that family. if you see a person with a beautiful body, bless that person and bless their body.
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Bless a thing and it will bless you. curse it and it will curse you....if you bless a situation, it has no power to hurt you, and even if it is troublesome for a time, it will gradually fade out, if you sincerely bless it.
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What is sin? it is the glory of god not honored. the holiness of god not reverenced. the greatness of god not admired. the power of god not praised. the truth of god not sought. the wisdom of god not esteemed. the beauty of god not treasured. the goodness of god not savored. the faithfulness of god not trusted. the commandments of god not obeyed. the justice of god not respected. the wrath of god not feared. the grace of god not cherished. the presence of god not prized. the person of god not loved. that is sin.
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God bless every soul that we lost. god bless the families who have to endure that loss, and god guide us to our reunion in heaven, and god bless the united states of america.
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I would like especially to mention you, the women, wives and mothers of paraguay, who at great cost and sacrifice were able to lift up a country defeated, devastated and laid low by an abominable war. god bless your perseverance, god bless and encourage your faith, god bless the women of paraguay, the most glorious women of america.
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There were two recording studios in bellingham. one was really expensive, a "nice studio." we were at the point where we were young and irreverent. we would scoff at the idea of a nice studio. "why would you want to go to a nice studio? oh wow, they have really expensive gear. ooh, that's really fancy. well we've got an eight-track. we've got it going on here." now that we have the resources, we're like, "oh wow, a nice studio is pretty nice! they do have nice outboards here. it's actually a pretty good place." it's funny how much changes so quickly.
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It would be nice if everybody were a little bit more mindful of what kind of product you're putting out there. nothing's for everybody. people are liked and disliked, but at least be mindful of what you're doing and what your message is, and trying to stay true to your authenticity and what you're trying to attain or what your goals are, and don't let anybody get in the way of that. at the same time, have a goal, and have a message.
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