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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'who could have done this? we have no enemies!'
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If Your House Is Really A Mess

Phyllis Diller
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'who could have done this? we have no enemies!'
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