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If you eat chinese food, your farts come out like chinese food. if you eat mexican food, your farts come out like mexican food. and milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. my wardrobe on transformers always smells like farts, and i have no idea why.
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If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts

Megan Fox
If you eat chinese food, your farts come out like chinese food. if you eat mexican food, your farts come out like mexican food. and milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. my wardrobe on transformers always smells like farts, and i have no idea why.
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