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If you drink o'douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 o'douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
-Mitch Hedberg
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If You Drink O'douls, You Don't Drink;

Mitch Hedberg
If you drink o'douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 o'douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
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