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If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. canned laughter is cheating.
-Paul Merton
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If You Became A Comedian In The

Paul Merton
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. canned laughter is cheating.
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