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If i want low-impact aerobics, i'll masturbate. if i want high-impact aerobics, i'll masturbate again.
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If I Want Low-impact Aerobics, I'll Masturbate.

Dennis Miller
If i want low-impact aerobics, i'll masturbate. if i want high-impact aerobics, i'll masturbate again.
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