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I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'dude, these are isotopes.' 'dude, we removed your kidney. you're gonna be fine.' 'dude, i am so stoked to win this nobel prize. i just wanna thank kevin, and turtle, and all my homies.'

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I Wonder What The Most Intelligent Thing

Demetri Martin

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'dude, these are isotopes.' 'dude, we removed your kidney. you're gonna be fine.' 'dude, i am so stoked to win this nobel prize. i just wanna thank kevin, and turtle, and all my homies.'

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I feel like, when we're kids, you're sold into this fairy tale of what love is. that prince charming's gonna come along and save you and you're gonna live happily ever after. they're gonna rescue me from the bronx, and we're gonna go off and live in a castle somewhere and it's gonna be awesome. he's gonna love me forever, and i'm gonna love him forever, and it's gonna be real easy. and it's so different than that.

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