I Went To England To Tell Jokes,

Mitch Hedberg

I went to england to tell jokes, and i wanted to tell my smokey the bear joke, but i had to ask the english people if they knew who smokey the bear is. but they don't. in england, smokey the bear is not the forest-fire-prevention representative. they have smackie the frog. it's a lot like a bear, but it's a frog. and that's a better system, i think we should adopt it. because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. never has there been a frog hopping toward me and i thought, "man, i better play dead!"