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I used to be a window cleaner. i got fired because i sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.
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I Used To Be A Window Cleaner.

Jamelia
I used to be a window cleaner. i got fired because i sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.
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I nodded. i liked augustus waters. i really, really, really liked him. i liked the way his story ended with someone else. i liked his voice. i liked that he took existentially fraught free throws. i liked that he was a tenured professor in the department of slightly crooked smiles with a dual appointment in the department of having a voice that made my skin feel more like skin. and i liked that he had two names. i’ve always liked people with two names, because you get to make up your mind what you call them: gus or augustus? me, i was always just hazel, univalent hazel.
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My mother was wonderfully out about her dementia. she would sort of - she would say to me, i came out to the window cleaner about having dementia. you know, i love the way that verb for coming out of the closet has now become so socially useful for all sorts of situations, like when you need to explain to the window cleaner that you don't know if you paid him or not.
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I got fired seven or eight times before i was 32. and of those seven or eight times, i got fired not for reasons of performance or incompetence; i got fired for personal, personality disagreement, whatever other reasons.
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Drink water, drink tea. i find that if i drink tea i can make myself think that it's something special, because you know how you just really want a glass of wine at the end of the day? so sometimes i can really want a glass of wine but talk myself into believing that tea is as nice, and that's one thing to do to be nice to your skin. actually, two things: you're not have the wine and you're drinking water. also just working out. all the things you do to be healthy in your life help your skin.
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She said, “i’m going to have you fired.” i had two people say that to me today, “i’m going to have you fired.” go ahead, be my guest. i’m wearing a green velvet costume; it doesn’t get any worse than this. who do these people think they are? i’m going to have you fired!” and i wanted to lean over and say, “i’m going to have you killed.
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