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I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
-Richard Lewis
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I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave

Richard Lewis
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
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And that almost killed you?" "it wasn't deep but it got infected. infection means that the bad germs got into it. infection's the most dangerous thing there is, tom. infection was what made the superflu germ kill all the people. and infection is what made people want to make the germ in the first place. an infection of the mind.
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The new iphone has encryption that protects the contents of the phone. this means if someone steals your phone - if a hacker or something images your phone - they can't read what's on the phone itself, they can't look at your pictures, they can't see the text messages you send, and so forth. but it does not stop law enforcement from tracking your movements via geolocation on the phone if they think you are involved in a kidnapping case, for example.
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When i was a kid, phone calls were a premium commodity; only the very coolest kids had a phone line of their own, and long-distance phone calls were made after eleven, when the rates went down, unless you were flamboyant with your spending. then phone calls became as cheap as dirt and as constant as rain, and i was on the phone all the time.
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The ear participates, and helps arrange marriages; the eye has already made love with what it sees. the eye knows pleasure, delights in the body's shape: the ear hears words that talk about all this. when hearing takes place, character areas change; but when you see, inner areas change. if all you know about fire is what you have heard see if the fire will agree to cook you! certain energies come only when you burn. if you long for belief, sit down in the fire! when the ear receives subtly; it turns into an eye. but if words do not reach the ear in the chest, nothing happens.
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I've tried to be a better person... i've tried, and tried and tried! you know how hard i've tried! tell me how i've tried..." "nice try... five cents, please!
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