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I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, i thought it was so funny, i was like "bottled water! haha, they're selling bottled water! ... i guess i'll try it. ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. yeah, this has got a water kick to it."
-Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, i thought it was so funny, i was like "bottled water! haha, they're selling bottled water! ... i guess i'll try it. ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. yeah, this has got a water kick to it."
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