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How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? you know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? you know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
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