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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
-Eddie Izzard
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Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People,

Eddie Izzard
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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Nor do i think we came from monkeys, by the waythat's another piece of garbage. what the hell's it based on? we couldn't've come from anything-fish, maybe, but not monkeys. i don't believe in the evolution of fish to monkeys to men. why aren't monkeys changing into men now? it's absolute garbage. it's absolutely irrational garbage, as mad as the ones who believe the world was made only four thousand years ago, the fundamentalists.
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He was having more fun than a barrelful of monkeys.* *several years earlier spider had actually been tremendously disappointed by a barrelful of monkeys. it had done nothing he had considered particularly entertaining, apart from emit interesting noises, and eventually, once the noises had stopped and the monkeys were no longer doing anything at all—except possibly on an organic level—had needed to be disposed of in the dead of night.
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