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Greetings, conversationalists across the fruited plain, this is rush limbaugh, the most dangerous man in america, with the largest hypothalamus in north america, serving humanity simply by opening my mouth, destined for my own wing in the museum of broadcasting, executing everything i do flawlessly with zero mistakes, doing this show with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair because i have talent on loan from ... god. rush limbaugh. a man. a legend. a way of life.
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Rush Limbaugh
Greetings, conversationalists across the fruited plain, this is rush limbaugh, the most dangerous man in america, with the largest hypothalamus in north america, serving humanity simply by opening my mouth, destined for my own wing in the museum of broadcasting, executing everything i do flawlessly with zero mistakes, doing this show with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair because i have talent on loan from ... god. rush limbaugh. a man. a legend. a way of life.
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