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George w. bush gave a commencement speech at southern methodist university this weekend. it was pretty inspirational. he said, 'as i like to tell the 'c' students, you too can be president.' even george w. bush has george w. bush comedy material in his act.
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George W. Bush Gave A Commencement Speech

Jimmy Fallon
George w. bush gave a commencement speech at southern methodist university this weekend. it was pretty inspirational. he said, 'as i like to tell the 'c' students, you too can be president.' even george w. bush has george w. bush comedy material in his act.
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It's just like when trump made his speech, his commencement speech at liberty university, i saw something that i've never seen. abc news was there, and they're running around asking the parents of students at liberty university what about donald trump they don't like. are you upset that trump is here? do you ever remember any such reporting at an barack obama or michelle obama commencement? of course not. and trump was loved and adored at this thing, and he had some great things to say.
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Both president obama and former president george w. bush were interviewed on 'face the nation' over the weekend. president bush said there's a 50 percent chance his brother jeb will run for president in 2016. then he said, 'but there's an 80 percent chance he won't.'
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I'm not going to tell you i know george w. bush intimately. i'm not going to tell you we're best friends. i'll tell you i met him on a number of occasions. you know what? george w. bush is a very nice guy. very funny guy. his wife is a very nice woman; i thought she was a great first lady. george [w.] bush was the worst president in the history of the united states of america... the issue is not bernie sanders. the issue is the koch brothers. the issue is who owns america.
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I think it's very pretty. can it be pretty if no one thinks it's pretty? i think it's pretty. if you're the only one? that's pretty pretty. and what about the boys? don't you want them to think you're pretty? i wouldn't want a boy to think i was pretty unless he was the kind of boy who thought i was pretty.
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Donald trump had a university. well, the state attorney general decided that the donald trump university was an unlicensed sham. and i thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is whitey bulger.
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Jimmy carter, of course, was beloved. peanut farmer. came out of nowhere, governor of georgia. normally democrats hate southern accents, 'cause southern accents equals deliverance, equals hayseed, equals idiot. but if it's one of them... but you had to look the other way with jimmy carter and then here came bill clinton later. so depending on where the southern accent's from, they'll make an exception and not be prejudicial about it. but for the most part, a southern accent may as well be a slave owner as far as democrats are concerned; they want no part of it.
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