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Disclaimer: if anyone disagrees with anything i say, i am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath i ever said it.
-Tom Lehrer
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Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I

Tom Lehrer
Disclaimer: if anyone disagrees with anything i say, i am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath i ever said it.
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