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Conservatives understand halloween, liberals only understand christmas. if you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.
-Tom Robbins
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Conservatives Understand Halloween, Liberals Only Understand Christmas.

Tom Robbins
Conservatives understand halloween, liberals only understand christmas. if you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.
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